'Cause there's nothing worse than being unclean down there

Don't screw around when it comes to good hygiene in your southern regions.
With summer almost here, it can be a challenge. If you live in a hot, humid area like I do, you’re well aware of the intricacies of staying fresh and clean. I just moved from the desert to the South, and I’ve been a hot, sticky mess ever since. Thankfully, the women I’ve met down here have been educating me on how to squeeze in multiple daily showers, find products to beat the humidity and dress to avoid sweat stains — especially those down below.
A Girl's Best Friend
But when you’re on-the-go and find yourself in a pickle, there’s an easy, natural way to clean up: feminine wipes. Yes, they sound like something pink and flowery from the ‘80s, but trust me — these things are the shit. You can use them to stay squeaky clean during your period, before a doctor/waxing/spray-tan appointment, while traveling, after a workout and after you knock boots with your boo.
The Ick Factor
But, as always, you’ve got to be careful about what you’re putting on those delicate parts. Conventional products usually contain overbearing synthetic fragrances and chemicals; these can disrupt the pH balance of your vagina, leading to yeast infections, bladder infections or bacterial vaginosis (BV). Most drugstore feminine wipes also contain skin irritants such as phenoxyethanol and propylene glycol, as well as preservatives that release formaldehyde, such as imidazolidinyl urea, which is the second worst cosmetic chemical for causing contact dermatitis.
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Skin Woes
Conventional wipes also tend to contain parabens (which are linked to breast cancer), sodium lauryl sulfate (an irritating surfactant with a rap sheet longer than your ex-boyfriend’s) and isopropyl myristate, a solvent that dries skin and creates fissures and cracks in the skin, contributing to bacterial growth.
In addition, most of the wet and dry wipes on the market are made from polypropylene, which is derived from petroleum (oil), a non-renewable resource that does not biodegrade.
Options, Baby
So what’s a girl to do when she wants to keep her lady parts smelling and feeling their best, without upsetting the delicate ecosystem down there? Stick with these natural, non-toxic feminine wipes. Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone your little secret.
1. Box Intimate Wipes. Developed as a healthy alternative to cheesy, traditional wipes, these are unique in that the packaging is fragranced (with crushed flowers), but the wipes themselves are not (and they come in individual foil packets). They’re 100 percent biodegradable, naturally preserved, pH-balanced and free of parabens, soy, petrochemicals, animal ingredients, mineral oil, sulfates, artificial detergents and fragrances. $9 at amazon.com
2. NatraCare Organic Cotton Intimate Wipes. Enriched with skin-soothers calendula and chamomile, these wipes are certified organic, use only plant-derived materials and are made of 100 percent pure cotton. No chlorine, parabens or SLS. Not tested on animals; suitable for vegans. Can be used on babies. About $3 at amazon.com
3. PureTouch Organic Feminine Wipes. Individual, flushable moist wipes that use natural extracts and moisturizers such as aloe vera and Vitamins E, C and A to clean and refresh. Biodegradable, hypoallergenic, and paraben and alcohol-free. Good for sewer systems. $9 at amazon.com
The Verdict
Pros: Quick and easy wipes for freshening up, without the nasty chemicals or skin rashes.
Cons: More expensive than straight toilet paper or drugstore wipes. But your vagina’s worth it.
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Liz Farrington, Features Writer
A vegetarian who wishes she could stay vegan, Liz is a media professional and former editor at several fitness and lifestyle publications throughout Southern California. Now principal in Farrington Communications, she does sales, marketing, writing and editing for a range of clients. When she’s not shopping for leather-free handbags or deciding which companies to boycott, the Austin resident enjoys following liberal politics, detoxing at the co-op, scoping farmers’ markets and volunteering for animal rescue.
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